There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can’t see.
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE “IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVED YOU” MEMES
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
[throws a chair] i just want that character to be happy
Booked my disney face-to-face interview in London for the 22nd, which is unfortunately the same day as I go to meet The Wanted. In Newcastle.
I’m going to have to get ready for The Wanted on a train that gets in 20 minutes before the meet time.
God that’s going to be stressful.
(I also got the job at Anfield so I’m now officially a Liverpool Football Club employee :D)
im goi ng to die from laughter